Ryan is lucky I LOVE this song...

Ryan Leslie *alternate version* **Addiction**

....cause I would be so mad that at this alternate version! Okay, so, I love the fact that there is a story line to this video....and that JASLENE from top model is the leading lady *WHOO!! Go girl!!*

BUT!! All that aside...why couldn't the leading lady be a BLACK WOMAN?!?! The other version has all the beautiful black women all up and thru...but this one...uhhh...I like it...but it needs a healthy dose of chocolate...I love Jaslene and all, but boo, hon, my girl...you ain't chocolate...

You know what? It's funny...was the first version not good enough?? Why??? And why an alternate version? Did they have to lighten it up so that it would be more marketable?????

....ponder your ass on that...as you bob your head to this jam....

*2 fingers with love straight to you*

***out***

can they deliver Mikey and Chucky to my house???? PLEASE?

The Cool Kids **Delivery Man**

WHOO!!! Talk about a pleasant surprise! I was flipping through channels the other day when what is it I see??? Mikey rapping....welll...okay...must be a special on MTV2....

UMMM NO!!! NEW VID! NEW VID! NEW VID! WTF?!?!?! I'm so happy! Black mags came out....what? like well over a year ago?!?! Yea, yea, they were in Mickey Factz video..and a few cameos and shit after that...but it wasn't their video! Now this one, my friends, is so theirs!!! WHOOOO!!!!!

Hey Mista Crockett

This shit is HILARIOUS!

I don't know if yall have ever watched Affion Crockett's Jay-Z imitation on Wild n' Out...but he is GOOD....and Travie thinks so too.

Ling showed me this video that was posted on Travie's blog and I must say...Travie has hilarious taste! ENJOY!

Pac Div gave me a TASTE of it...and I love it!

Pacific Division ~ **Taste**

The F.A.T. Boyz are at it again! Okay, so this song has been out for a minute, but the video just came out and I love it! Maybe I'm being biased...no, wait....I am...

Enjoy the video then skate on over to their Myspace page and get you another 'taste'!

i'm addicted to....Ryan Leslie

I came across this video last night and I was going to post it, but I got caught up...

Anyway-

Ryan Leslie featuring Cassie and Fabolous **Addiction**

Why he chose Cassie to sing the fucking hook is beyond me, but it's great I didn't have to see her try to dance in the video....uber great. Ryan ain't fine, but his music making skills have me wanting him *sorry I'm being a lil nasty*. This song's music alone is...mmm...*uber sexxxy*

Ling's comments: "I love the fact that most of the girls in the video are dark skinned and beautiful...it's refreshing"

I can't agree more...and it's so nice to not see a half naked girl shaking her ass or riding some ni**a's dick....but that's neither here nor there...

On a lighter note: ummm...when is Fabolous gonna get that tuuffus fixed? I couldn't really hear what he was saying because all I was looking at was the tuuf *kinda like the blabbering stain in the Tide To-Go commercial*

** just a thought... **

***hugs & kisses***

Bonjour mes amis!!

nothing uber exciting has been going on in life lately.
lots of green tea and water drinking.even more peeing.not enough sleep.but we all know that's normal.

The work week is half over for me...*yippie*
The best thing about working where I do, off Fridays. Whoever was the person who came up with this concept, GOD BLESS YOUR ENTIRE EXISTENCE!!

I haven't been feeling too good today. I've been feeling dizzy and my stomach has been aching like all hell. I tried to take nap, but it's only given me a wack case of heartburn...*shit*

A friend at work requested some music, so I'm posting it here for all to enjoy: **download, don't worry, it's free**

Jay-Z~~ The Grey Album [Mixed By Dangermouse]

**90210 is that new hotness...and that's big coming from me**

*off to take some Pepto*

***hugs & kisses***

...and then the skies broke open...

....and the heavenly MOTHER up above said, "It's over girl, pick yourself up and LIVE"

I listened.I'm listening.I woke up with a smile on my face this morning and, honestly, it's the first time I didn't wake up with a lump in the core of my stomach in a long LONG time...

...it's nice...

Ling and I watched ignorance on TV.she complains.I laugh.good times are had by all.
**WeIrD mOmEnT** I did this lady hair today. She asked where Ling was from.Don't you know they are both from New Orleans?!?!?
....it's a small world after all....

We went to see *MIRRORS* earlier....
::THIS JUST IN::
DO NOT GO SEE THAT FUCKING MOVIE!!! Ling called it from the first scene, "This looks like its going to be a stupid movie"...mind you, she picked the damn movie...but you never know until you actually do it.
BUT THE MOVIE REALLY DID SUCK...the ending??? Kiefer dies and ends up in the mirrors...I hope I ruined it enough that you will just download it from the internet instead of paying all your money to go see it...

***GIDDINESS GIDDINESS GIDDINESS***

OOOOWWWW!!! I GOTS ME A NEW RRIIIIIDE!!!

okay.so I'm 3 days late, but I gots it!!

'07 Honda Civic...all the works!**I'll post pics later**

she rides nice...but she's sans name as of yet....**any suggestions???**

~*~*~on a more solemn note, I had to leave my poor BIPSIE behind...~*~*~

she was my girl.we've gone through so much together.moving hundreds of times.roadtrips.accidents.inspections.she never did me wrong.she was my girl.my car.my BipBip...

**moment of silence for my baby**

**I gotta keep my fucking mouth shut...updates on wednesday**

***hugs & kisses***

dat new new Cudi

*squeal*

I was just on Cudi's blog...and he posted new vids!!! I like it.I love it.I want somemore of it!!! I posted my favs here, but all can be seen either on YouTube or Cudi's Blog

**DAT NEW NEW**

**SWAGGER LIKE US FREESTYLE**

...I love me some SuPeR dUpEr SCOTT...

**gotta go make sleepy time now**

...well maybe in an hour or so...

*hugs & kisses*

i am just a blinking, neon roadside attraction...

...or, at least, that's how I feel today...

anger.singeing the hair on my body.Incubus lyrics permeate my thoughts today....so maybe listening to old school Incubus [back when Brandon was "going through things"] wasn't the best choice but, shit, I needed to hear someone who knew exactly how I was feeling...and I wasn't in the mood to pick up my own guitar and learn another song just to sing and cry softly to myself...especially when Brandon already does it on my Touch.

Brandon screams.

I scream.

Brandon says "fuck you".

I say "fuck you".

**2 middle fingers attached**

Incubus made me feel a hell of alot better today. As the rain fell and flooded my balcony, I started to think about everything that had happened to this point. I felt as if I was >>insert blog title here<<. I felt like I have started to change so much, like in the past month or 2 expecially. But I've changed in order to grow...in order to receive more out of life...in order to see change in others...be happier....HA! ...what a fucking waste...

I AM SO FUCKING SICK AND FUCKING TIRED OF GIVING OF MYSELF AND CHANGING TO BECOME A BETTER PERSON JUST TO BE TORN DOWN LATER

*~*and LO, he did shat on my whole life last night...and for that somone will weep...*~*

confusion.tearing me apart.sang Incubus **I Miss You** all the way to the spot.anticipation.been a while.

wait a min...

what the FUCK???

is he???

he IS???

no this fucking nigga didn't....

***PLAYED stamped all over my face**

::but then::

sweet.smiley.good to see you.are you doing okay.

let me...

oh really...

well why don't you...

okay baby...

Incubus **Just a Phase** lyrics are scanning across my brain's jumbotron now...."I am bottled, fizzy water and you are shaking me up..." over and over and over. Cause I always think everything is okay..but then you do [or don't do] something and it "shakes me up". I don't like confusion...and I DON'T LIKE LIARS!!! ...that is if you are lying...and today...baby...boo...nigga...I think you are....

>>also confused on some other shit that can't be confirmed til the middle of next week....

Incubus allowed me to face my feelings head on....

Ling Ling *and a lil ~laugh, laugh, funny, funny~ from the idiot box* helped to bring me back from the edge...I love her forever and when all fades away in this world *or when the world ends in 2012*, she will still be standing there with me *mainly because we decided to pop some X and ride out the end of the world, but also because she's my bestest* and we will be making each other laugh so we won't have to feel the hurt anymore...

**I am one big walking chemical reaction**

....and not one of the good ones...

...someone needs to come and put out theses neon lights...

rain, rain, go away...

Okay, so first of all, let me start by saying that TS Hanna is a fucking BITCH that is ruining my saturday!!! I woke up this morning and I had to check the clock to make sure I hadn't slept until the next night...no, it was just Hanna...casting dark and dank across my bedroom...shitty bitch...

Anyway [cause I'm trying to see the day as a glass half full], today will be a day of reflection, cleansing, and renewal....at least, that's what I'm hoping for.

If Zo! and Tigallo Love the 80s, I Do Too!

The Greatest Depiction of the 80s I've seen in a while

Today, lovely peeps, I present to you Zo! and Tigallo. This dynamic duo:

• Zo! :: a producer/musician from Silver Spring, MD

• and Tigallo :: our favorite rapper, Phonte, from Little Brother

Their album, *Zo! & Tigallo Love the 80s*, is a modern update to some 80s hits. As crazy as they look on the cover [and they do look funny as all hell], you would think that the album is going to be straight shit....tricky lil artist they are!! This album has played at least 5 times everyday on the Touch! They took songs I've listened to as a kid and almost made me forget what the original sounded like. And they weren't your old school soul and r&b songs [your rick james', your stevies, your chakas...], they were all the 2520 songs [with the exception of The Rude Boys]!!! Okay so I'ma run through all the tracks on the album and give the original videos by the original artists:

**1** AFRICA :: originally by ToTo

THIS IS MY FAVORITEST SONG ON THE ALBUM RIGHT NOW!! ToTo, an American rock band, originally released this song in 1982 on their *Toto IV* album.

**2** TAKE ON ME :: originally by A-ha

A-ha, a new wave synthrock band from Norway, originally released this song on their album *Hunting High and Low* in 1986. I love this video cause it's a cool mix of drawing and real life.

**3** STEPPIN' OUT 2008 :: originally by Joe Jackson

Joe Jackson [not "no, daddy, no" Joe], and English pop artist, released this song on his *Night and Day* album back in 1982. I always heard this song and I recognized it immediately when I heard it on the album, but when I looked up who the song artist was, I was caught a bit off guard. I actually thought it was "no, daddy, no" Joe! I was about to be like, "Lemme find out Joe was an artist in his spare time!"

**4** SOMETHING ABOUT YOU :: Level 42

Level 42, English new wave band, originally released this song on their 1985 album, *World Machine*. The guy who sings the hook is a bit scary, especially when he pops out in that loud ass suit!

**5** I'M ONLY HUMAN :: originally by Human League

Human League, English synthpop band, released this on their *Crash* album back in 1986. The words to this song are exactly how I feel around 2pm everyday...lol

POP QUIZ: Guess which one is the man???

**6** WRITTEN ALL OVER YOUR FACE :: originally by The Rude Boys

Okay, so this single dropped in 1990....but so what! Close enough to the 80s. The Rude Boys are a Cleveland R&B band that was discovered by Gerald Levert, who happens to make an appearance in the video. They are the only black group to be covered on this album. If you're Black, and you don't know this song, YOU'RE an official loser!! I'll let yall slide on all the other songs, but this one get's no excuse!!

AND UMM.....Why is Gerald wearing a TOPHAT??? ...T-Pain before his time....

Who's Gonna Save My Soul Now???

Gnalrs Barkley: Who's Gonna Save My Soul

As if they could never ever tip the weird scale...they have done it again.

With one eyebrow raised and a Cheshire cat smile across my face, I present to you Gnarls Barkley's newest video. I know I'm probably late [I credit *my BFF* Ling Ling for making me watch this video], but as soon as I watched this video, I couldn't get enough.

The weirdest thing about this video is the massive lips that the heart has. Are Cee-Lo's lips that big??? LOL. But it is the most accurate depiction of a sour breakup I've ever seen in my life. Once the guy gave the girl his heart an explained why she has to keep it, I was like, "DAMN! That is so true..." And they managed to banter back and forth in a way that made you smile and giggle a lil, but you still felt like you could relate, especially if you've had your heart broken.

Enjoy....I'm going hunting for someone to save my soul...

Tom Fuckery At It's ABSOLUTE Best....

The ultimate What the Fuck in all of What the Fuck Land

....no words....

I clicked.I saw.I threw up in my mouth a lil.

DO YOU SEE THE FUCKING PUPPET WITH THE TOP HAT?!?!!?!? No, not T-Pain, another one. Look close...

...watch and gag...

Have You Ever Been To Heaven at Nite???

Heaven at Nite--Behind the Scenes

I am absolutely GIDDY and UBER ANICIPATING this video by the Kid s.o.l.o.d.o.l.o.!!! As soon as I get it, you will too!! Thanks to OKP for posting this!!!

heaven at nite is the last track on KiD cUdI's mixtape *A KiD named CuDi*

PREACH BOBBY!!

Okay, I know, it's been a while since I've posted...I'm blaming lack of sleep....

To tickle your funny/wtf bone, I present to you Bobby Hemmit.....ummm...yea...

Mister Bobby Hemmit loves the puss...so much so, he has created a video for the masses to explain the health benefits of eating puss...

OH, but wait! Not just any old puss! SHAVED puss.....ummmmm WTF!

Ladies be warned....you will not be seen as the purest of the pure...unless you clip that bush!

Fellas: go purify yourselves in the waters of Lake Minnetonka....AKA the shaved puss.

Bobby said he needs a HEALING!!! And regular medicine just won't do...

These flipflops are not what's hot...*gag*

Electionflops?!?!?!?!

SON!!! WHAT THE FUCK SON!!!???? Who said it would be cool to put presidential candidate heads on flipflops?!?!?

These flipflops, dubbed "Electionsflops", were created by company Hotflops to allow Americans to show their political support for their favorite candidate. Umm....as massive amounts of bumper stickers, shirts, hats, buttons, >>insert random political paraphernalia here<<>

Okay, now I'm all for supporting your favorite canidates campaign [BARACK FOR CHANGE '08 WHOO!!], but actual mini heads??? That's what's really killing me!! Not face prints on the shoes, not just a name and '08, AN ACTUAL MINI HEAD!! SON!! I can't stop laughing...but I can't help but shed one lone tear in 'What the Fuck' fashion.

Sad Part: I know these motherfuckers are not only going to sell, they will SELL OUT!! ....better go get you a pair today...

...I won't purchase a pair unless they have little Bush heads on them...then I can bust the heads up against a brick wall...

Musiq??? WTF

Musiq Soulchild "Radio"

Okay...first of all, I *heart* Musiq Soulchild!!! His music is so unique of all the "neo-soul" artists I listen to and I can't get enough.....

...but this new single...is...just....ummm...????? The single is called "Radio" and it's off his upcoming album dropping this Fall. It such a change from what he's done before. Heavy bass...no real singing like he usually does. It's like he became a 'dirty south thug'. Ummmm NO! That shit may work for artists like Bow Wow, but Musiq, Baby, Darling, Soulstar...you are actually a music artist!!! It's always nice to change things up and 'evolve'...but sometimes it's just best to stick to what you know...

....but that shit does rock on the car stereo [the single did make the Touch rotation]...and Musiq and the video concept look good...

All The Girls Standing in the Line For the Bathroom!!!

Everyone NOSE Remix ft. Kanye, Lupe, & PushaT

I've been listening to this song since before the album dropped, and now that a video is finally made, I am UBER EXCITED!!! They mentioned over at OKP that the video is like visiting an 80s arcade game while on acid, and I couldn't agree more. It wasn't quite what I expected, but I love it nonetheless. And Kanye's face during his first few lines along with the bathroom females shaking their asses are HILARIOUS!!!

I'm a girl standing in the line for the bathroom....you know, minus the coke lines and stuff...

New Blog YAY....

Yay! I finally started a blog! Welcome everyone!!!

I've wanted to start a blog for the longest time now, and I finally got the courage to start one. I'm new at this whole blogging thing, so go easy on me!

**DISCLAIMER: this blog is meant for me to say whatever I feel. If it offends you, suck it up and keep it moving. If it makes you laugh, great. If it makes you think, even better. But it's me: it may be offensive, it may be off the wall, it may seem a lil crazy...but if it was meant to be written YOUR way, YOU WOULD HAVE WRITTEN IT YOUR DAMN SELF!