\\if you're a lightweight, do not listen to drunk alcoholics when they tell you the opposite of the afore mentioned lesson...even more tragedy comes of it
\\if you are drunk off your ass, never attempt a spin while dancing. You WILL go down, down, down if noone is there to catch you...thus causing many expensive drinks to be wasted.
\\always know where you're going and how to get there BEFORE leaving. Never follow a maniac driver who's been drinking
\\apparently that's not his boo...and he's tired of everyone referring to her as such.
\\...but the pics, convo, and aftermath DO paint a different picture...
\\...i'm just saying...
\\buying a drink AIN'T worth it if you only drink half, it provides some killer heartburn, and delivers no buzz.
\\when choosing between herpes and unwanted pregnancy, ALWAYS bet on the unwanted pregnancy.
\\when you're tipping, slipping, and sliding...believe your friends when they tell you 'you're drunk'.
\\if you're the only sober person in you're party, don't turn your back on anyone else for longer than 15mins...chaos ensues.
\\never EVER drink and dial...ever.
\\you should give him a chance. Doesn't matter what he does for a living...unless you tryna have his babies.
\\never holla at men around your friends...
\\...especially if they drunk...they know how to cause a scene
\\yes i held his hand...innocently
\\and, yes, he kissed me...ON THE CHEEK
\\don't keep saying/thinking you got it....when you obviously don't.
\\never bring your mother to the club
\\and don't let her dance with your man...gross.
\\ihop is SERIOUSLY slacking on their cheese grits game...2 weeks straight is completely ridiculous
\\it's very rude to leave a throwup bag sitting on a table for some else to clean up.
\\BEST LESSON: being sober makes for a much more interesting night
.....i would never trade my friends for the world....not even when they drunk....
peace*love*music
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